I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka costs less,than dinner for two.